The Dongers Club – MLB DFS – 9/23

 

SNAPSHOT

THE ROOF WILL BE OPEN IN ARIZONA TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

OFFENSE GALORE!

PITCHING

Top Choices For Donkeys

Stephen Strasburg … Nah.  No, thanks tonight.   His price is insane for what he will give you.  Pass….

Gerrit Cole … He is very up and down and I don’t hate the idea of rostering him.  Except he wont win.  Which kinda is a reason to not like rostering someone.  I am on Lance Lynn in what has turned into a pitchers duel series…..

My Guys

Lance Lynn … Cardinals need this game and will win it 5-2.

Henderson Alvarez … Yes. I like the guy who has thrown a no hitter..  Give me him!  Thanks.

FAVORITE STACKS

Rays … All aboard the Rays train tonight against FORMER RAY Jeremy Hellickson….  Give me every Ray who didnt homer last night and then some….. Chase Field…  The Marlins are going to go off again tonight.  And so are the Diamondbacks… Royals … KC should DESTROY and MURDER…  YES..  DESTROY AND MURDER DYLAN COVEY… Athletics … Uhh. The Taco’s are bad tonight.  Miguel Gonzalez no bueno…. NO BUENO… Phillies … The OF + Franco & Rhys are all in play.

FADES

Nationals … They’re bored.  Why isnt Robles playing?  He would rake again

Braves … No Freeman?  No thanks

HITTERS

CATCHER

  • Salvador Perez
  • Wilson Ramos
  • Austin Hedges
  • JT realmuto

FIRST BASE

  • Logan Morrison… Lo Mo to the Eutaw Street BBQ PIT x2
  • Matt Olson
  • Paul Goldschmidt
  • Eric Hosmer

SECOND BASE

  • Whit! Merrifield!
  • Daniel Murphy
  • Dee Gordon
  • Brad Miller

THIRD BASE

  • Michael Moustakalakas
  • Maikel Franco
  • Cory Spangen the berg
  • Manuel Machado

SHORTSTOP

  • Tim Beckham
  • JP Crawford
  • Kike Hernandez

OUTFIELD – Tier 1

  • Giancarlo Stanton – Lock HR.  Needs to go yard twice at his price….  Heeeey, that rhymes!
  • AJ Pollock – Pollock Saturday Nights!
  • Steven Souza Jr…  Why is he not considered Jr anymore?  Did his father die?  If so, I feel bad…  However, was there a narrative we missed?  And if your father dies, does that no longer make you a Junior???  Seriously.. I need this answered…  Oh… And… I think he just hit his third homer tonight, no??  OK…  Well, he’s about to do that…  Thanks…
  • Melky Cabrera

OUTFIELD – Tier 2

  • Everyone playing in Chase Field
  • The Phillies … Williamas, Altherr, Odubell…
  • Kevin Kiermaier
  • Matt Joyce
  • Khris Davis
  • Dexter Fowler
  • Carlos Gonzalezzzzzzzz
  • Manuel Margot

OUTFIELD – Valuuuue

  • Corey Dickersucksnuts
  • Gorkys Hernandez – Hun.Jin Pooh is Pooh…

DONGERS CLUB

  1. Nick Williams – OF – Chairman
  2. Steven Souza JR – OF
  3. Giancarlo Stanton – OF
  4. Tim Beckham – SS
  5. Maikel Franco – 3B
  6. Brad Miller – SB
  7. Logan Morrison – 1B
  8. Salvadong Perez – C
  9. BONUS ……………….. JD Martinez – OF

Follow me on twitter @steve_renner for any feedback or questions.   Just dont ask me if I like someone I said I am fading or if I like Mike Zunino….   Okay???

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